Wednesday, June 30, 2004



How to make a ngzhaoyang
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

3 parts self-sufficiency

1 part joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little sadness if desired!


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a little sadness?

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Let die the woman you love, or suffer the innocent children?

New layout, made by a singaporean! I like it, even though I tweaked it a bit.
Spider-Man 2 is opening soon... Can't really be excited as I'll be having CTs... Sighz...
I hope I don't do too badly for this CT. Trying to get the fact that crystal got full marks for SAT II out of my head. Like I'm already under enough stress. Can never seem to focus and study, wasting numerous hours in front of the computer...
Oh well, we'll see after I return on thursday. Battle network 4 is out tomorrow, must resist temptation to play. Hopefully I'll get Cs for the majority of the subjects. At least that's a platform for improvement. No 3Ds this time around please, and hopefully my maths miracle can sustain itself.
Euro is exciting. The big seeds are dropping like nine pins. I guess there is some romance in that, but more or less I am not surprised by some results. Either portugal or spain had to go from the group stage thanks to the imprudent greek, so it was spain in the end. Germany, thank goodness, it is a relief to see them gone. Negative football is the bane of any fan who wakes up at 0245h to watch a match. Same goes for italy, what with totti's throaty antics and del piero's impotency, their cries of match fixing are ridculous. England lost rooney and lost the plot, so bye bye. Poor scholes, nevilles and butt, who didn't even play a match. Besides the england is rather crappy and overhyped, too one-dimensional and heavily reliant on rooney. France, due to the virtue of having some many arsenal players in their ranks, deserve to be dumped out ignominously. Seriously, a cocky team (read: arsenal 2003) wins nothing but boos. I'm tipping the czechs, this time stronger than before the tourney, but judging from the events of the past few weeks the unexpected seems to happen all the time, i rather leave the crystal ball gazing to the so-called experts and enjoy the football instead.
I guess this is it. The time where we are forced to take a stand, mug hard and overcome the dangers ahead. Sigh. At least a lucky break in the form of 2 year NS came my way. Hey, I will just keep plugging away, doing my best, making sure I live to die another day.
"I believe there's a hero in all of us...
Gives us strength, makes us noble...
Even though sometimes we have to give up the thing we want the most..."

Friday, June 25, 2004

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HHelpful
AAmorous
OOrganic
YYoung
AArty
NNutty
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Gifts and Curses

A very nice song from the spider-man 2 soundtrack, good rocking tune. Depicts the plight peter parker is in quite well. In any case, common tests are coming up and I'm occupying myself with counting down to spider-man 2 and battle network 4 and watching euro instead of putting in hours of mugging. A case of screwed up priorities i know, but I think I'm 50% there, so I'm going to get only 50% of the marks. Jolly. In any case, go enjoy the song, good music helps to destress.

Yellowcard - Gifts and Curses

Mary belongs to the words of a song.
I try to be strong for her, try not to be wrong for her.
But she will not wait for me, anymore, anymore.
Why did I say all those things before? I was sure.

(She is the one), but I have a purpose,
(she is the one), and I have to fight this,
(she is the one), a villian I can't knock down.

I see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break, it's all for you.
And my worst pains are words I cannot say,
still I will always fight on for you.

Mary's alive in the bright New York sky,
the city lights shine for her, above them I cry for her.
Everything's small on the ground below, down below.
What if I fall, then where would I go, would she know?

(She is the one), all that I wanted,
(she is the one), and I will be haunted,
(she is the one), this gift is my curse for now.

I see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break, it's all for you.
And my worst pains are words I cannot say,
Still I will always fight on for you. Fight on for you ....

Thursday, June 24, 2004

John Cleese would be proud

DEMOLISHOR: "What did you do to Tidal Wave??"
MIRAGE: "Allow me to answer that. You see, my former comrade, in this new form, my mental functions are not nearly so divided. As such, I am afforded the ability to focus my intellect at a loftier level. You might say the diminutiveness and brobdignagian nature of my mind and body, respectively, have reversed themselves. Quite the metamorphosis, what?"
DEMOLISHOR:"Huh? I don't get it."
MIRAGE: "Nor would I expect you to, you knuckle-dragging halfwit."

Makes me laugh, it does. Sorry for the transformers in-joke.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Seems that the light you were following was not bright enough

Random thoughts of the week:
1) Finally watched harry potter. Liked the better pace, mood and feel, but it may be a step too fast for the series. Anyway, still don't like the time travel plot resolver, and the odd feeling why do they build sirius black up so much to be a very bad guy when we all know he is just misunderstood. Still, looking forward to the 4th movie, wonder who'll play cho chang, or even whether she will be in the movie.
2) Bought transformers #5, a better issue than #4, some holes in the plot are filled, but still we're only slowing inching towards a conclusion, so I hope #6 will not be a rush job. Great art, starscream was real badass, but we get no mention of the orion and the captured warpath and bumper.
3) Songs I really want:
- Real emotion, 100 words by jade from sweetbox, full versions, not the soundtrack cut down versions
- Rockman EXE Axess theme, full version
- Pompeii by E.S Posthumus, full version
If I remember the rest I'll put them down. Kind souls please help me!
4) Think about this. Wayne Rooney is around our age, and he's playing for England scoring goals for fun and showing defenders older than him no respect, while we're stuck studying for common tests. Bah. I bet rooney doesn't even know how to differentiate x. That's a thought.

Sunday, June 20, 2004

I had a dream

Wonder if any of you had a dream, and you just didn't want to wake up from it?
I had one this morning, and I really didn't want to get up.
In it the ultimate impossible thing happened to me, so much so the dream felt real. Maybe it was just me wanting it to be real, normally I would know that I'm dreaming eventually and wake up, but this time it was different. I wanted it to go on and on, despite the fact the dream got more and more ludicious, and it got more and more apparent that it was a dream, but still I wanted to dream.
Maybe it is just a manifestation of those pent up emotions and desires hidden within me, denied even by my own consciousness.
Sighz. Like they say, desires are empty. As much as I want to dream, I woke up in the end. And all memory of that sweet dream faded away rapidly. Why pursue impossible desires and chase the uncatchable? Why, indeed? Why did the dream appear out of the blue? To remind me of my joke of a facade, telling me to ditch my cavalier attitude, and feel the dirt like everyone else, to not let these emotions bottle up inside me?
Before my heck-the-world attitude returns, I think this song is rather appropriate for now.

"If You're Not The One"

If you’re not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you’re not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all

I never know what the future brings
But I know you are here with me now
We’ll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with

I don’t want to run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

If I don’t need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don’t need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you’re not for me then why does this distance maim my life?
If you’re not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?

I don’t know why you’re so far away
But I know that this much is true
We’ll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I pray in you’re the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life

I don’t want to run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

‘Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
‘Cause I love you, whether it’s wrong or right
And though I can’t be with you tonight
And know my heart is by your side

Friday, June 18, 2004

Resolutions are made to be broken when the right temptation comes along

Been away from here for quite some time already... Little excitement nowadays, thanks to the pressures of the looming CTs and A's.
Last monday, went to andrew road to watch the jolin mini-concert. Andrew road is damm long, i just have to say that. Found out how cheapsakte fliming can be, they actually flim the clapping first so they can add in the clapping later. Anyway jolin looks better in real life than on paper, and she was quite good-natured, bantering with the audience, even when they cut the song halfway she was doing a humorous wrecked player sound.
Last friday went back to RI for AC, went to bishan earlier intending to play time crisis, found out they got rid of the arcade at j8. Bought some tidbits for Owl, then went to RI, played football, what started out as a purely 01 game became a emasse of ex-RIPB and anyone that wanted to play. In the end I had to get out early, as I was bushed. The stupid vending machine ate my $, then went and walked around the campsite, tried to influence judges, sat in the sec 4 meeting, and when night fell we just walked around the campsite, talking the usual cock stuff, then finally announcing the inter patrol results for 2003, and we adjourned to the interchange macs for dinner at 10. As usual, the centre of attention for the ribbing, got home around 11 after a fun time just talking Guys TM cock.
Saturday was a bit hard mugging, as the plan was hatched to go to don's house to watch euro. Ate dinner at home, crab, before leaving the house at 8 to go for OG outing. Got lost 3 times, and thus got ribbed by serene. Just chatted a bit, we wandered around the esplanade, marina square area, until it was 10 and I left to go to don's house. Along the way I read the econs TYS, and met edwin and fabian there at the interchange, bought a meal of macs as I strangely found myself hungry, crammed on to the bus, argued over shoe leather cost with ed and fab, trooped over to don's house, not before waiting for murugan. Reaching there, we settled down to watch greece vs portugal. Ed put $5 on portugal, and after 6 mins his investment was gone and kenneth had a fun time GLing him throughout the whole match, what with his crotch thrusts and what nots.
The hilarious part was halfway through the first half, the 9 of us were engrossed on the match, then don who was sitting behind me, said, "zy, dont move, there's a cockroach behind you." I turned around, and sure enough there was one. Kenneth grew nervous and confessed he was scared of cockroaches and koped a magazine to defend himself. Don tried to grab it by the feelers and toss it away, but it ran away, and that's where all chaos broke out. Fabian and ed were standing on top of a couch, murugan and albert was hiding don't know where. Jim and don chased the cockroach around the room trying to slay it, kenneth was shouting at the cockroach, pong and I were laughing, till my sides hurt badly. It was simply too hilarious watching 9 guys, all scouts, who have braved greater dangers, and got scared by a kachua. Oh well, it was a good laugh, and in the end the not hum jim slayed the cockroach.
Ed los this money in the end, and we palyed mahjong before the next match, which ended up no one winning any match due to a lot of comedy, like me spoiling the game for the heck of it, and jim mistaking a 1 bamboo for an animal.
Watched the first half of the spain vs russia match, the lack of sleep was getting to us by then and don was muttering nonsense and everyone was spitting saliva over baraja. Half time we trooped out to the pertrol station to buy some stuff to eat, met up with a biker gang which fabian and kenneth attempted to provoke, back I played a bit of splinter cell before the time was 0530h I went to sleep in don's guest room. Slept for 3 hours, had to leave then, but not before making a return trip to grab my cd, which made me lose the rest and subsequently getting on the wrong bus. But get home I did, and slept a bit and went for dinner at tony roma's with the family. And yes, watched zidane's smash and grab, or should I say england's shooting themselves in the foot twice.
Tuesday and wednesday was faction camp, had to drag myself there, was attempting to wake up and get there by 8, and no one was there. Jolly. Helped with the dwelling game, was a station master, then had a med meeting, which comprised of 5 people. Lunch came and went, ended up in LT 3 hearing min li, kahli, hanyan talking cock about personality tests and tv shows... after that was the floorball contest, in truth I was bored to death, shiming came back from his parenting workshop dead beat, went to bathe in preparation for the night game, tied gazillion water bombs, ended up getting wet and shrinkled and threatened with being bombed from every corner. At about 11 I curled up on a chair and slept, before being awakened at 1230 to get ready for the game, I was supposed to roam around and catch people, but a lot of them, especially the arts fac people were extremely uncooperative. Anyways hon lyn and I were having fun time grabbing people for fun, by wrting "you are being kidnapped. keep quiet and follow me." on our phones and showing the potential captive. The finale was wet and a bit hard to go down, got one in the kisser, had to change my pants, and it all ended and I koped a pillow from the council room and slept in the J1 room. Next morning was a bit groggy, ate a bit of breakfast, helped out with the powder and the toothpaste game, was appalled by the methods the J1s have the guts to use to pass the toothpaste, using their noses etc.
For the final game, I was at the torture chamber, where hockboon was really having a go, I was more cavalier. In the end they got the corny all must unite together, and with 1 unite cheer we concluded. Bushwhacked, I packed my stuff, then got waylaid in the canteen by al, talked to her for a while, before I dragged myself home with sally's chem notes.
Been mugging hard for the last 2 days, trying to make up for lost time, tommorrow is the chem class, somehow completed the holiday exercise... 1 more week, let's get it started in here...

Saturday, June 12, 2004

How To Install Love...

A call comes through on the customer service line.

Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love.
Can you guide me through the process?

CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install
now. What do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART
ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right
now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE. However,
you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those
programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those
off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do
this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have
been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?

CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for
the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need
to begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

CS Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
What does that mean?

CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the
LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on
your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before
it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them
to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete
SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back, you will need to empty your recycle bin.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG
is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything
gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running.
You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they
will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?

CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great
Physician. Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay
heart-healthy, but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily
maintenance for maximum efficiency.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

"Till all are one!"

All 3 parts done!

Part 1:
We open with cybertron drained of energy after eons of conflict. Short introduction of the transformers. Optimus Prime leads an elite team of auotbots to search for energon, but they're overheard by decepticons who attack the ship in mid flight. The ark crashes on earth, mt st helens erupts, the decepticons leave the ark and raid hoover dam, the energy weapons duel revealed in remastered glory, before blowing the dam up and pissing off humanity royally, the autobots are forced to retreat, spike tells them that their war is unwelcome here, the collateral damage saddens prime, megatron ponders his new move, and decides to raid both cybertron and earth! As prime contemplates spike's words, the decepticons attack a NASA insitute to steal a rocket to return cybertron. Prime tells the autobots to "transform and roll out", but not before askign wheeljack to look for the "5 unaccounted warriors". A drag-out knock down fight takes place, with individual battles showing each tf's power, like skywarp's teleportation and mirage's cloaking ability. Prime and megatron duke it out again, and prime bests him, places his rifle to megs' forehead, all the while rehashing the classic movie dialogue, but before he can pull the trigger a gamma blast strikes him on the shoulder, knocking him away. Autobot and decepticon alike pause to see shockwave, in gun mode, transform as he exits a vortex. He chillingly tells megatron he brought "reinforcements" and out come the 6 constructicons! They scan for alt modes, then combine to form devastator! Devastator promptly routs all the autobots with his solar rifle and size, and as prime lies half dead mega transforms and gets soundwave to blast prime, but wheeljack arrives with the "5 unaccounted warriors", the Dinobots! They take on Devastator, and prime rallies the autobots for a final push. While the war rages on, the US govt decides to end this problem by nuking them. Soundwave reports that a nuke is arrivng, and megatron laughs hysterically about how the humans have betrayed him. Superion goes to intercept the missile, and the us govt, seeing that their plan had failed, decide to attempt to capture superion instead, so they detonate the missile near superion, knocking him out but not killing him. They salvage him and transport his parts for investigation. The nuclear explosion however created a large wave, which covered all the tf's allowing the decpticons to escape. Prime contemplates the autobot's cause again, as all around humans protest their residency on their planet. Seeing no alternative, the autobots return to the ark, with prime vowing to protect this planet despite their inhabitants hatred for them. In the final scene, we see megatron, in his new undersea base, reiterating his desrire to enslave earth inhabitants and drain it of its resources. He looks at a computer as it is scanning, then it stops. The words "NEMESIS FOUND" appear on the screen, and we end with megatron laughing.

Part 2:
We start with the scene of a devastated power plant, debris and corpses everywhere, and as the autobots rolled in they once again realise they were too late. Prime picks up a decepticon symbol from the ground and crushes it, swearing revenge on the decepticons. Suddenly a bunch of humans hurl rocks at them, shouting for the transformers to leave their planet. Ultra Magnus questions why they should be defending the ungrateful humans, spike expalins they're scared and they're reacting as normal humans would. Prime once again berates himself for this war and orders hound and prowl to find out what is the next decepticon target.
We then cut to the decepticon base, megatron is gloating over his latest success, and starscream, having had enough, challenges megatron to a duel over the leadership of the decepticons. Megatron happily obliges, and hands starscream's nosecone to him. He declares his patience for his treachery has run thin, and packs starscream off into a stasis pod and sends him to deep space on it. When megatron is finally satisfied, soundwave reports to megatron they have found the next target, a nuclear fusion plant in california. Megatron then rallies his troops by telling them once this raid was complete, the Nemesis will rise again! He leads the decepticons to the plant.
In a shadowy room, the president of US asks if their secret weapon was ready, and he receives an affirmative reply, then he says he hopes that will be the end of the transformers...
The decepticons arrive at the plant, but megatron senses something amiss, and he is right as the autobots jump out of their hiding places and engages them! Prowl and hound managed to find their next target, then the autobots waited in ambush. A battle rages, the autobots seem to have the upper hand until a massive shadow casts itself ont he battlefield... Superion, or what was left of him that wasn't destroyed in the nuclear blast or modified by humans started to attack all transformers. Prime is horrified by what the humans have done, turning their comrade against them, megatron merely gloats about the cruelty humans show and questions prime why he bothers saving such vile creatures.
Meanwhile, starscrem awakens in his pod. He finds out the pod is headed for the sun and his destruction. However, he uses his null ray to disable the security systems, and proceeds to steer the pod towards cybertron, swearing revenge on megatron...
As the enchaned superion causes the auotbots to fall back, megatron takes the opportunity to collect the energon he needs. He sneers at prime for being unable to hurt his former comrade in arms. Prime is at a loss at what to do, it seems superion is no longer sentient, he is only a puppet of the humans. He tries to bring his old friend around, but he fails and gets pummelled instead. Megatron attempts to escape, but the decepticons crash against a forcefield instead. A metallic voice comes from superion that self-destruct sequence has been initiated...
On cybertron, shockwave is busying himself getting ready to send reinforcements to meagtron, but he gets shot in the back by starscream, who takes over the space bridge and warps himself and 5 protoforms to earth, vowing to create his own "bridgade"...
Prime tries to reach out to superion again, but fails again. Megatron insists prime take out superion together, or they'll all die. Prime refuses, and tells the aerialbots to remember who they are. At last they do, and superion flies up into the air, breaking the forcefield and exploding in mid air, sacrificing himself yet again. Megatron makes use of the diversion to escape, and Prime contmeplates this series of events, saddened by the humans actions...
When he recieved news that their plan failed, the president cursed and raged. Not for long though, as a tech points out that a very large airship is headed for new york city, and it is of alien origin!
Megatron had finally reactivated the Nemesis. The ancient warship made its way to new york city, destroying everything in its path. The autobots, after overcoming their shock, quickly set out to intercept it, but being unable to fly, were seriously disadvantaged. Powerglide gets blown out of the sky, while prime orders ironhide to try and get the ark to fly. He says it's impossible, the engines were totally blown out, and the escape shuttle for emergencies was mysteriously missing as well. (not mysterious to beast wars fans though) When all hope was lost, prime recieves a transmission from an old friend, and he orders the autobots to assemble outside the ark...
Starscream comes through the space bridge right into a military base, and proceeds to sacre off all the humans with random laser blasts. He then activiates the protoforms, and they scan for alt modes as starscream cannot contain his glee...
The auotbots gather as they watch the destruction the Nemesis was doing tot he city. Suddenly, the ground trembled, and Omega Supreme shows up! He fires a powerful blast at the nemesis, which gains megatron's attention, and he steers the nemesis towards omega and orders his decepticons to attack the autobots. Prime borrows sideswipe's jet pack and flies unnoticed into the nemesis...
As the battle rages on outside, prime reaches the bridge of the nemesis. He crushes soundwave easily, so filled with rage prime was. Megatron taunts him again, saying that the fusion cannon he is powering up will level the whole city. This however time prime does not waste any time, lunging at megatron with murderous intent.
They grapple and deal each other heavy damage, megatron breaking one of prime's "horns", prime smashing megatron's back cannon to bits after ripping it out. The computer announces that the cannon is ready, and megatron breaks out of their grapple and punches prime across the face and leaps to press the button. Just then, a blast stops megatron, and prime turns to see ultra magnus. Summoning his last bit of strength, prime smashes the fusion cannon controls, causing the cannon to backfire. Ultra Magnus helps prime to his feet, and he watches as the nemesis loses altitude, damaged beyond repair, as they prepare to leave the ship, Megatron blasts ultra magnus, seperating the 2 brothers. Magnus gets blown out of the ship, and the 2 mortal enemies fight for the last time. Megatron bests prime, and finishes him off with a final blast from his fusion cannon to the side. The impact of the blasts blows both of them out of the nemesis, just seconds before it blew up spectacularly.
Thundercracker retrieves the barely alive megatron, who declared in a wild voice that he has destroyed optimus prime, and the decepticons return to base. Ratchet quickly transports prime back to the ark, but it is futile, prime dies, but not before passing on the matrix of leadership to ultra magnus.
Back in the decepticon base, megatron gloats about prime's death but is stopped short by the sudden appearance of starscream. Enraged, he menacingly approaches starscream, but he is caught by the giant hand of Bruticus! Starscream hovers to megatron, and wants him to give up the leadership of the decepticons. When he refuses, starscream headshots him. He then places megatron in a pod as well, while he is now only barely alive. He claims he is showing megatron greater mercy then he did to him, by just letting him float in space forever. As the pod exits the earth's atmosphere...
We cut to an ominous voice saying that the 2 leaders are gone, and the time for chaos is now... Then the words "to be continued" appear and the credits roll...
After the credits, we see the coronation of starscream as new decepticon leader. However, someone disrupts it, someone purple and carrying a decepticon insignia! He promptly transforms into a futuristic cannon, and reduces starscream to dust with a single shot. He then claims the leadership of the decepticons. He declares himself as Galvatron, and he has a message: Chaos is coming!
END

Part 3:
We open in space, where megatron's lifeless body drifts in space. As his eyes flare back online, he roars "I still function!", and he meets unicron. The scene from the original will be redone here, with the same classic dialogue, basically unicron reformats megatron as galvatron and wants him to get the matrix from the auotbots, as it is the only thing that cna destroy him. Unicron even provides him with new troops, cyclonus and the sweeps. We then return back to normal time in cybertron, where galvatron muses about how best to claim the matrix from the autobots. Soundwave is seen gathering laserbeak, and he plays back a recording of ultra magnus' voice. He says that prime is dead, and now the matrix resides in him and he argues with prowl over what might be the best course of action now, before the decepticons decide to strike when they are at their weakest. Hearing that, galvatron immediately gathers all the decepticons, and they head off for earth to attack the ark.
Most auotbots are in mourning over the death of optimus prime, and grimlock is openly hostile to the new prime, ultra magnus. As grimlock tries to claim the matrix by force, the ark shakes and they hear explosions! The whole decepticon force was attacking the ark. Galvatron tangles with ultra magnus, who is astonished as galvatron announces that he is the more powerful version of megatron! He almost succeeds in terminating ultra magnus, but is stopped by grimlock. Outnumbered, outgunned and totally outmatched, ultra magnus orders the autobots to retreat, and asks ratchet to activate the self destruct sequence for the ark. The decepticons pull out just before the ark explodes, but galvatron orders the continued search for the matrix as the autobots had scattered after the explosion.
Hidden away in the forest, Blaster receives a transmission from moonbase 1&2 of cybertron. It appears that they were being absorbed a gaint planetary being. Ultra magnus tells the autobots their best course of action now is to return to cybertron, as the attack by the new leader of the decepticons and the destruction of the moonbases are somehow related.
The autobots board the ships ultra magnus and the rest came in in the previous movie. Just as the shuttles are going to take off, galvatron attacks! The decepticons attack different shuttles, galvatron makes a beeline for ultra magnus again. Flanked by sweeps, he beats up ultra magnus badly, and forcibly rips apart his chest for the matrix, and blasts him again, this time he dies. Laughing hysterically, galvatron returns to unicron, leaving behind the small group of autobots and the ruined shuttle, and his ominous warning that chaos is coming!
Hot rod, incensed by the murder of ultra magnus, wants to return to cybertron immediately to avenge him. Their shuttle crashes on junk, where the junkions and wreck-gar help them to rebuild their shuttle.
Meanwhile, galvatron has no intention of giving the matrix to unicron, instead he tries to use it against him! However, galvatron cannot open the matrix, and the enraged unicron swallows him into his body, matrix et al. He then transforms, and wipes out all the decepticons, who had started to attack him when galvatron was swallowed by him. The few that survived returned to cybertron in fear, and unicron announces his next target would be cybertron!
Unicron arrives at cybertron, and finds that every transformer has taken up arms against him, as the surviving decepticons had warned the whole planet. However, even their combined power has little effect on unicron, and he proceeds to decimate the planet.
At that crucial moment, the rebuilt autobot shuttle appears through a warp hole, and crashes through unicron's left eye. Once inside, the autobots hot rod kup blurr springer arcee try to fight their way to the heart of unicron, but hot rod gets seperated from the group when the internal security measures of unicron were activated.
Hot rod finds himself in the heart of unicron, and hiding in a dark corner, is galvatron, matrix chained around his neck. Filled with righteous rage, hot rod takes on galvatron, but he easily bests him, and as galvatron tries to crush his neck with his bare hands, hot rod reaches out and grabs the matrix, a shning light appears and hot rod undergoes a transformation, he is now taller and bigger, and with a deeper voice he proclaims "This is the end of the road, Galvatron!" Rodimus Prime has arisen. The two leaders fight it out in the heart of unicron, this time, rodimus avenges both prime and ultra magnus by blasting galvatron out of unicron.
Then, he picks up the matrix, asking it to "light our darkest hour!" The matrix opens, and unicron starts blowing apart, the auotbots escape by crashing out of the right eye, and for the final shots, we see unicron's head pop off before his body explodes, and the scenes of jubilation of the auotbots to the end of the war and a new age of peace and prosperity, as we see unicron's head orbiting cybertron, and roll credits...
Really laughable

This website takes the cake

You know, I really wonder who people can be so blind in the name of religion. Oh well, their highly blinkered opinions really make me laugh. How do they equate harry potter to witchcraft and all the bad stuff in the world is really mind boggling. It's a good thing I have never met any extremist idiots in my life or I'll make it my personal mission to humilate them by announcing their sayings to the whole world. Excrept:

The Whole Harry Potter movies, and books are pure evil. These movies are teaching witchcraft. Witchcraft is for people who follow The Devil. These movies are nothing, but evil. I dont care if the movie is good, and has lots of action. God hates this movie. My Ratings: [Extremely Offensive/1½]
--Micah, age 14

Gee, they do get them young nowadays.
And I remember an argument in GP class, about why science cannot replace religiona s it does not tell us what moral standards to have. Invalid in my view, as most people who never had a religion are not moraless people. I just don't do things to people that I wouldn't want them to do on me. If they play hardball, I play it back.
Now excuse me as I guffaw at the idiotic responses...

At least, a voice of reason...

As for the whole occult thing, I honestly just don't get it. Do you really think our children are so stupid that they can't distinguish fantasy from reality? My brother was OBSESSED with Superman when he was young but he didn't grow up and jump off tall buildings wearing a red cape. Honestly, the books and movies are just fantasy. My kids have shown absolutely no interest whatsoever in becoming Wicca or practicing the occult. And don't tell me that you never escaped to your own fantasy world when you were a kid. My Ratings: [Better than Average/5]
--Wuchen Li, age 35

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Electroencephelographically challenged

Hello all.
Just a kind reminder. Mug hard.
Don't screw up CTs.
Bye!

Saturday, June 05, 2004

If anyone asks, I'm not in

Slow week of holidays... been reading more harry potter than studying...
Must say book 5 is worth the wait, as harry becomes an asshole and that makes it all believable now, no longer is he some holier-then-thou messiah...
And yes, recent events have led me to the conclusion that we should just take everything at face value when it comes to people. Second guessing people will take forever, but sadists will point out where's the fun in that?
In any case, I'm rather glad for this break away from school, gives me space to breathe... Still, the shadow of the A's are hagning over my head ominously...
And also, i really don't understand something which I cannot mention here, lest i get death threats from half the world's population (hint hint).
Oh well, readin other people's blogs makes me glad I'm rather.... sane. Sheesh, there goes my novelty value. Maybe if i can get a treebranch scar on my forehead...

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

It all started with a SMS

Well, as I've been threatened with a fate worse than death I cannot say anything about what happened on mon. Suffice to say, it was a real weird experience. In any case, I don't really care much. Until... my mum scolded me about wasting the whole day. Oh well, a good deed a day is a scout's honour, anyways I would be compensated, eventually.
Burning day after day, read harry potter for 2 hours, slept for 2 hours, slacked for 4 hours... I'm screwing myself up...
For the want of a tunnel vision on studying only...