here are the minutes for yet another productive GC meeting on 12/4

attendance: everyone except tse yang
venue: junction 8
agenda: to watch johnny english

"Guys, tommorrow we cannot talk cock. If anyone talks cock i will have to pump him. I hope I don't need to pump Lau."

Edwin, setting the tone for the GC meeting on MSN the previous night.

"You don't have the tickets? Then who does?"

Aaron to Fabian. Eventually we found out that the tickets were with Murugan. After panicking for a while that is.

"I went to the food court toilet."

ZY when asked where he went when the cinema toilet was just a few paces away.

"That's my sister! And it is in black and white because she is dead! And don't spoil it! I have to put it in front of the hearse."

Fabian, when asked who was the girl in a black and white photo in his wallet.

"Give it to me lah!"

Jun Seng, as usual, trying to snatch away the laptop on which the rest were writing a chinese love letter to his crush.

"Lau, go and call Nick in your pakia voice."

Mogilan to Lau when Nick went missing before the movie.

"Oops."

Murugan when he tried unsucessfully to open his vanilla coke. In the end, he broke off the part which you use to open the can, and he was left with a small hole to drink from his can.

"Newcastle will win 8-1, as Van Nistelrooy will score a hotly-disputed penalty. We must give face what."

Fabian, boldly predicting the score of the night's big match.

Lau used his camera to take a photo of Murugan's butt.